Sunday, June 30, 2013

Gettin' Those Digits

I taught Cory how to flirt with the cute young man who served our coffee. I told her to say his name when she ordered, ask him what he recommended, and be sure to touch his hand when she got her change.
Above all, I told her to make eye contact with those gorgeous green eyes that could easily bring any boy to his knees, and SMILE, smile like it's Christmas morning.
At all costs, I advised her not to wink. Not because it's cheesy (which it is), but because the sweet child winked like Suzanne Somers playing Chrissy on Three's Company. No matter how much we practiced...Chrissy always appeared. 
We laughed so hard.
  Poor baby. No matter, she still had game.

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